Scionfin Tuesday Christmas

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas is a National Holiday celebrating Scionfin Tuesday Christmas. It is celebrated every last Tuesday of February because it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.

John: Hello it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
Wilburt: Oh wow thank you Johnathan Scower, it is indeed Scionfin Tuesday Christmas.
John: A wonderful day.

by Kwendolyn Girth February 27, 2024

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Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.

"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

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Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.

"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"

by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010

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christmas

the day after Lemmy's birthday, oh also people give teacher presents and used to perform human sacrifices

the Christians stole Christmas from the pagans, it was much more interesting as saturnalia, more human sacrifices

then our Lord and savior Lemmy was born the day before.

by terrag0ne December 25, 2020

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Christmas

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.

Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents”
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”

by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021

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