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Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a Chinese girl and your finger gets stuck inside of her.
by mondoduke May 23, 2020
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Chinese food

Freind: Yo did I u try the new Chinese food place
U: Ya is really good I love dog and cat
by Aloafofdeath February 27, 2019
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NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.
*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!
by I married a frog October 22, 2020
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chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.
Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!
by liam. May 13, 2022
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chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.
Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.
by Shainiqua January 31, 2016
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Chinese Court

Any encounter that leads to you increased scrutiny.
Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”

Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”

Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”

Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021
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Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.
Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”
by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024
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