The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.
He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.
by Sigma Male 695 May 01, 2025
Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey
by Schizophrenic Fuck February 19, 2022
When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019
by Prometheus42 February 21, 2016
Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
by ohdamnman March 23, 2011
Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
by ohdamnman March 23, 2011
The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 16, 2021