Christmas Eve'ing

A bunch of guys bukkakeing a woman who's sitting with her head pointed up, and her mouth wide open, so all the guys presents go down her chimney mouth.

"Yo did you hear about the party at Sarah's house?"
"Yeah man, like 6 guys were Christmas Eve'ing her"

by Epicchef64 May 28, 2022

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Get the Christmas Eve'ingmug.

Jungle Christmas

When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.

Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.

Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

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Get the Jungle Christmasmug.

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022

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Get the white Christmas logmug.

christmas

christmas is the best holiday ever. it’s so fun and u get lots of gifts. lots of friends and family too. srry jewish people.

it’s almost christmas!
merry christmas!

i love christmas!

by i_love_xmas November 21, 2021

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Get the christmasmug.

christmas

elon musk playboi carti kanye said anti-semitic things wowzers gobble gobble santa carti dropping

christmas woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by DeezFatJuicyNuts December 6, 2022

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