Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.
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A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"
"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"
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Girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a California snow day.
Girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a California snow day.
by tolachick April 30, 2009
Get the California snow day mug.Like many other states, California has a seat belt law. Many cars have awkward and annoyingly difficult to use seat belts. As a result some people have taken to just holding the seat belt across their chests, not really fastening it, when just taking a quick drive to the corner market. Thus the "California click". That way it looks like it's fastened in case a cop should see you. See Califoria stop.
by mtebob April 21, 2011
Get the California click mug.One of the states in the United States, it's also the 3rd largest in terms of area and is the 1st in terms of population. It's also one of the dumbest states in America since it creates and passes some of the most useless, illogical and money-wasting laws and regulations and the people are stupid.
For example, some of the areas in California are trying to pass laws that forces porn stars to wear condoms. The voters are some of the dumbest in America since they are the ones who support these dumb laws via petitions or voting them in. Californians also love free stuff but they hate paying for them. This leads me to another point, the people are idiotic.
The natives of California are some of the most politically correct, culturally relativist dumbasses in the entire world. They claim that they are "open-minded" in order to make themselves feel better about themselves and they think that everyone's opinions are valid, but they contradict themselves since they don't think that the opinions of racists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klan, etc. are valid.
They also suck at debating since they insist on using statements such as "it's their culture" when discussing another culture. Hey morons, some cultures practice things such as infanticide, racism, sexism, and sometimes, slavery and even cannibalism. Hell, a few cultures still executes people on charges of witchcraft. This is pretty atrocious stuff but I wouldn't be surprised if they accept this crap.
For example, some of the areas in California are trying to pass laws that forces porn stars to wear condoms. The voters are some of the dumbest in America since they are the ones who support these dumb laws via petitions or voting them in. Californians also love free stuff but they hate paying for them. This leads me to another point, the people are idiotic.
The natives of California are some of the most politically correct, culturally relativist dumbasses in the entire world. They claim that they are "open-minded" in order to make themselves feel better about themselves and they think that everyone's opinions are valid, but they contradict themselves since they don't think that the opinions of racists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klan, etc. are valid.
They also suck at debating since they insist on using statements such as "it's their culture" when discussing another culture. Hey morons, some cultures practice things such as infanticide, racism, sexism, and sometimes, slavery and even cannibalism. Hell, a few cultures still executes people on charges of witchcraft. This is pretty atrocious stuff but I wouldn't be surprised if they accept this crap.
California is one of the biggest IQ-lowering states out there due to the idiotic people. The taxes don't help either and neither do the insane people. They pass dumb laws and regulations all the time thanks to the "below-average-IQ" population.
They also are so relativist that it makes it infuriating when debating them since it goes nowhere.
They are so obsessed with their "open-minded", non-racist" image that it infuriates everyone. Bringing up negative aspects of various cultures always stumps them since supporting these practices by saying things such as "it's their culture" makes them look like monsters and if they don't support them, they contradict themselves.
They also are so relativist that it makes it infuriating when debating them since it goes nowhere.
They are so obsessed with their "open-minded", non-racist" image that it infuriates everyone. Bringing up negative aspects of various cultures always stumps them since supporting these practices by saying things such as "it's their culture" makes them look like monsters and if they don't support them, they contradict themselves.
by Digital Preacher January 26, 2015
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"On today's agenda for the State of California, we will now increase the penalty to required life imprisonment for someone who pees on the lawn in his third conviction. No exceptions for homeless people, pregnant women, little kids, or people with medical disorders." -California politicians
"On today's agenda for the State of California, we will now increase the penalty to required life imprisonment for someone who pees on the lawn in his third conviction. No exceptions for homeless people, pregnant women, little kids, or people with medical disorders." -California politicians
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