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The sword in the stone by Merlin after the death of Uther Pendragon. The stone had the text, "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil, is rightwise king born of all England." The sword was pulled by Arthur Pendragon, more commonly known as King Arthur, and Arthur became king of Camelot. He used the sword until he broke it in a battle where he violated the riles of chivalry. Afterwards, it was replaced with a sword he gained from the Lady of the Lake, Excalibur.
Stupid Person: "Bro look at this sword in the stone, EXCALIBUR!"
High IQ Individual: "You mean Caliburn? The actual sword in the stone."
Stupid Person: "Yeah, that."
High IQ Individual: "You mean Caliburn? The actual sword in the stone."
Stupid Person: "Yeah, that."
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by caliyha May 4, 2021
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Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Caligula: If all of Rome just had one neck.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
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The devilspawn of the beach bro and Valley Girl in a midlife crisis, Califucks will never be satisfied with their house and infest other places just to snatch up a new house. They rarely move to rural towns with a shrinking population where housing would be cheaper than their urban destination, rarely live in multi-housing, would rather die than live in a Republican state, ignorant of local culture, almost outnumber local team’s fans when a Cali team plays an away game, is underprepared for extreme weather and temperatures, will get mad if you say "Cali", and live in close proximity to fast food and organic grocers at the same time.
Califucks are diverse in appearance and beliefs; and they all stick out like a sore thumb.
Liberal Califucks chase jobs and/or invade their college alma mater, complain about traffic while driving a hybrid and never use bus or bicycle, stay in an urban bubble to avoid country hicks outside the city, are woke and gentrifiers.
Conservative Califucks tastelessly compare themselves to refugees but persecuted by liberals, are pissy they can't buy a mansion and gas guzzler with their income, want a McMansion in a red state, and complain about the liberal Califucks following them.
The most you can do is pray for the swarm to move on to the next state, swat a few of them in vain, and rebuild from what's left.
The devilspawn of the beach bro and Valley Girl in a midlife crisis, Califucks will never be satisfied with their house and infest other places just to snatch up a new house. They rarely move to rural towns with a shrinking population where housing would be cheaper than their urban destination, rarely live in multi-housing, would rather die than live in a Republican state, ignorant of local culture, almost outnumber local team’s fans when a Cali team plays an away game, is underprepared for extreme weather and temperatures, will get mad if you say "Cali", and live in close proximity to fast food and organic grocers at the same time.
Califucks are diverse in appearance and beliefs; and they all stick out like a sore thumb.
Liberal Califucks chase jobs and/or invade their college alma mater, complain about traffic while driving a hybrid and never use bus or bicycle, stay in an urban bubble to avoid country hicks outside the city, are woke and gentrifiers.
Conservative Califucks tastelessly compare themselves to refugees but persecuted by liberals, are pissy they can't buy a mansion and gas guzzler with their income, want a McMansion in a red state, and complain about the liberal Califucks following them.
The most you can do is pray for the swarm to move on to the next state, swat a few of them in vain, and rebuild from what's left.
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