Coffee with Jesus

It’s an enema of cold coffee mixed with cocaine that is used before sex in the gay community.

Mike and Sam always have coffee with Jesus on Sunday.

by Mr El Conquistador May 20, 2022

Millstone Coffee

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company. The company sold whole bean and ground coffee in retail settings and on its website.

On September 9, 2016, J.M. Smucker Co. announced its decision to discontinue the Millstone Coffee brand, citing 'lack of sustainable demand

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020

coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

Hardcore Coffee Drinkers

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.

Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.

by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019