Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus

Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers

by Vapez February 17, 2023

green bus ride

When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes

I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.

by smithword July 22, 2018

Fuck you bus

When you are mad that you do not want to go home on the bus

Yesterday leah did not want to go home on the bus so she had the audacity to yell out fuck you bus

by I ran out of ideas November 7, 2018

bus stop reject

The kind of greasy guy or gal who lives at best in section 8 housing and usually carries syringes, rubber bands, and/or tinfoil, but no ID or hairbrush.

My creepy neighbor has an assorted collection of bus stop rejects knocking on his door every day to buy drugs. A young, arguing couple just knocked on his door as I'm writing this sentence, no lie.

by Mister.Ed September 7, 2017

Urgh, the Wits bus!

Feelings of severe disappointment or heartbreak

Skye failed his exam. Urgh, the Wits bus!

I have to study, urgh the wits bus!

by Queer Einstein October 16, 2019

empty bus syndrome

After you staff a Birthright Israel trip and all the participants are growing up, progressing in their careers, and moving on in their adult lives.

I really miss being on Birthright with all of the trip participants. They're all so grown up now and I miss the good old days when we were stuck on a bus together for 10 days . Yep, I've got Empty Bus Syndrome.

by parkign November 30, 2016