Cook burgers torture

When a guy or gal with an invention that gives you mind powers holds you over various deadly objects, such as fryers, stoves, and bottomless void trashcans.

Ugh! This guy wont stop doing Cook burgers torture to me! Just leave me alone!

by The Xer of the Phres March 28, 2021

Patented Dick Burger

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.

"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019

Breaking Radish Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with radish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Breaking Radish Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Is This Your Chard Burger

A specialized burger made with swiss chard.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Is This Your Chard Burger! It comes with swiss chard ... get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Only the Provolonely Burger

A special Bob's Burger cheeseburger that comes with provolone cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Only the Provolonely Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The Roquefort Files Burger

A burger served with roquefort cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Roquefort Files Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Winter Muensterland Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized wintertime burger with muenster cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Winter Muensterland Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018