When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

Cooper can’t even bench two plates anymore and his reflexes are slow—there’s no doubt I could take him in a fight. He’s Breakfast, after all.
by GeedEater January 16, 2025

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.
by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

by Puzzo Gambino April 1, 2023

Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.
by Vtethers July 16, 2021

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'
Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023
