oh my nelly biscuits

Something that has literally just left you flabbergasted, shocked, or balls dropped.

Oh my Nelly biscuits, what is this retard doing.

by Coochieman :) April 19, 2023

Rich Tea Biscuit Lips

The opposite of ‘Drop The Bass Lips’, Rich Tea Biscuit Lips are lips that are dry and thin, making them terrible for head.

Damn! You’ve got them Rich Tea Biscuit Lips, it feels like I’m getting slop off a 90 year old.

by Daniel Wee Wee Flannigan October 28, 2023

All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.

Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"

by NBA Spinna August 16, 2021

Butter me up and call me a biscuit

To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.

We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!

by Jobengi March 16, 2023

bisquit toss

To physically assault an individual, usually resulting in said individual being rendered unconscious.

If you don't get out of my face you're gonna get a bisquit toss!

by h8uall May 2, 2006

bisquick tits

Small biscuit shaped breast virtually devoid of nipples that remind you of the shitty biscuits your mom used to make

Yo she dropped her bra and out popped two little bisquick tits

by badnate87 June 13, 2014

Biscutie

Someone who is cute but is also a biscuit

"She's a biscutie

by Kotoko Utsugi March 29, 2015