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birds disease

having an abnormally small head in proportion to the body, giving the appearance of a pigeon head on a human body
look at that weird looking woman over there, she's sufferering from a bit of birds disease, a right pin head
by kinksYS April 7, 2010
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Bury the Bird

When I went over for Netflix and Chill, Rachel let me bury the bird last night
by FweeFweeMcGee September 22, 2021
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Dank bird

A very good lookin woman who likes being popular and has biiiiiiig ass
by The east gamers August 20, 2020
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Chicken-bird

The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)
And What’s that one called daddy? ...oh, that’s the ‘Moroccan Chicken-bird’ sweetie.
by Moroccan Bob August 28, 2019
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Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.
Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.
by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019
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Birds Nest

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.
Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.
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Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
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