battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

battlechat

Used in games where in game chat is limited. Out of game communication using 3rd party chat clients to bridge the community communication gap beyond the limited features of the game. Battle chat is used for Versus Mode in a match 3 type game where points are limited and calling out worth while targets via out of game communication.

Me: un# (score)
Alliance mate: Qd @60 points
Me: #(score after hop) (# = shielded )

Example of battlechat

by FR3L4NCER September 15, 2015

Battle Tux

A tux you wouldn't want to get married in. It's probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don't mind getting booze or vomit on it).

Dude 1: What are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
Dude 2: Battle tux, all the way.

by RandyAnderson May 1, 2016

battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.

"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"

by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017

BattleHorny

It's the word for getting sexual aroused by the thought or the activity of fighting and anything involved before and after

"Man she was so Battlehorny after the fight"
"I'm so Battlehorny right now"

by Vesberg April 29, 2017

battle blogger

Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.

Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.

by Noval1th June 5, 2017