Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...
Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.
by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011
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Just shapes and beats

Just shapes and beats is a game based on synced music and movement of a small blue cube that the "player" plays as.

The objective of this game is to dodge any pink/red objects until the music is over, your "cube" Will lose pieces of itself every time you are touched, if all pieces are lost, the music will rewind back until the last checkpoint you made it to, if you are in a BOSS FIGHT, there will be NO checkpoints, which will also mean that if you lose all your 6 pieces you will have to start all over again.

While navigating the Level Select, you will have to jump bounce and dodge obstacles to continue the game, there are around 6 BOSS FIGHTS in total so far.

I am hoping that for anybody who does not understand what "JUST SHAPES AND BEATS" (aka: JSaB) will kindly take consideration to let this Urban Dictionary post make it to the quite empty page that you get when you type the name of this word.
"Wanna play some Just shapes and BEATS? I've heard it's now 4 player"

"Wanna play some JSaB? I've heard it's now 4 player"
by Blixer Waifu February 25, 2020
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assault and beat-ery

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.
Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 04, 2010
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Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.
Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.
by DoctorFeelgood April 29, 2009
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Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...
Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?
by DoodooMan November 28, 2007
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binaural loptic beats

Binaural Loptic Beats can be split up into different definitions for easier consumption.

Binaural is the sounds you hear, like violins or a harp or even birds and the sounds of flowing water. As long as it has no driving force and doesn’t carry impulse then it can be considered to be binaural. This is the most subjective component of a binaural loptic beat.

Loptic refers to the rhythm, the driving force, the heart. It drives the track forward and makes it addictive. It can be anything from drums to simple changes in the duration of note or chord lengths, anything that can be considered, or heard to be, a beat.

Some albums, or singles, can be a perfect balance of binaurality and lopticality (like port gentil) whereas some can be more binaural orientated, and conversely more loptically orientated (king bromeliad).
Did you hear that new album from ________?
Yeah its full of binaural loptic beats
A what?
What?
by Ceb_1 June 26, 2021
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