Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

A word that gave me cholera

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid

by Grevylags April 7, 2020

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turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

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Dunny Blasting

The act of playing a "match 3" mobile game while on the toilet.

Hey man can you get off the toilet I really need to go. 'Hold on I'm Dunny blasting.'

by JudgmentalTissue October 4, 2020

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Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it

I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating

by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020

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shingle busting

This action occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse. One person will have hemorrhoids will have their ass cheeks smacked until one bursts.

Tom was crazy last night. I shouldn’t have allowed his shingle busting

by Shrek boi 556 October 19, 2020

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Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020

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