Asshole 

Can be defined as anybody with more humor than they know what to do with.

David is such an asshole, but that's why everyone finds him funny.

Asshole by juicejuicejuicy February 16, 2010

Sillier than a bag full of assholes 

describing something or someone appearing homosexual.

That dancer is sillier than a bag full of assholes!

Sillier than a bag full of assholes by Steamshovel the Improbable January 27, 2008

Cubi Asshole 

(Coo..Bye asshole)or just (cubi)
Another word for the word bye.. Used only Formally.. saying bye(cubi asshole) to good friends not offending them at all.
aka (goodbye bro)

friend- yo i gotta split man
you- ight dude. CUBI ASSHOLE

Cubi Asshole by JMill1818 February 24, 2009

Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.

That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.

Riper Asshole by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009

Ware Asshole

Asshole from Ware,typically acts,smells and looks like an asshole,wears stinky clothes,doesn't wash for days,never irons his shirt,wears a bright orange watch,and constantly mumbles.

Male from Ware,likes acting like an asshole all day,and getting abuse,hence the term Ware Asshole.

Ware Asshole by guntchaser November 28, 2010

shy asshole syndrome 

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.

It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.

shy asshole syndrome by Mad Malc March 6, 2014

ripe asshole 

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

ripe asshole by Burd Justus October 10, 2017