your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy
Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"
by J~How March 14, 2019
When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.
by PreslyWow February 26, 2019
A move during minor intercouse where the man sticks his tougue in the ear of his partener and sloshes around and eventually sending saliva down the ear canal making them deaf and temporarily needing a hearing aid.
"Dude i Alabama Hearing Aided some skank names Nakita Sanchez last night and she still needs her grampas hearing aid!!"
by fartblaster3008 January 31, 2010
A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.
by badgerman5566 May 07, 2010
A celebratory substance used to congratulate teammates after a grueling round of Team Slayer. Alabama Gravy is to Halo: Reach what champagne is to the Major League Baseball Postseason.
Mikey and Vin were in a close round of Arena Doubles, both were tied with 12 kills. Mikey gets the game winning kill in the form of an assassination. This majestic event was followed immediately by Vin's remark of 'Alabama Gravy!', which granted Mikey his appreciation without having to give him the satisfaction of saying he is good at Halo.
by Mike 'Goat Beard' Horan November 25, 2010
The Alabama dean is when you get a can of baked beans, open it and then with the remainder of the tin wank off inside it with the beans still intactand inside. After you have ejaculated put the beans in the microwave and eat them maybe with sausages maybe with a baked potatoe who knows?
by jimmy no shoes January 14, 2010
by iHeartBleach April 11, 2018