Alabama Pacifier

When you're having sexual intercourse with a pregnant women and the tip of your penis enters the baby's mouth.

Her baby's due any day now, it's starting to give me an Alabama Pacifier.

by Frogman132 June 3, 2016

Alabama kid

If you ever encounter a Lil shit like an Alabama kid please call the fucking police ASAP they are a mess. Their fav hobbies usually are fishing as well as hunting especially deer. In general, these kids at school are just plain of weird affff. Their type of music genre would consist of country music mostly talking about smashing your cousin and drinking Tennessee whisky. They will usually do a fake ass southern accent that sounds so fucking fake *it will make you cringe or worse make your ears bleed out* They do not have any fashion sense they'd usually wear on a Saturday some brown cowboy boots, a white tank top, ripped jeans, and a big ass belt. Here are some things almost all Alabama kids will have in common.
-Racist
-Homophobic
-Transphobic
-Against women rights
-Makes rape jokes
-Toxic masculinity
-Loves guns
-Back the blue
-Against BLM
-Things LGBT don't deserve rights
-Usually would be a die-hard Trump supporter

Some names of an Alabama kid are:
-Hunter
-Gunner
-Tomas
-Davis
-Preston
-Chase
-Gavin
-and etc
(but fr its mostly a joke expect if their racist or some shit-)

Alabama kid: Wanna talk about guns?! Ma got me a new assault rifle for my birthday last week!
Random kid: Uhmm.. no thanks... *in head: wtf.. who owns a gun as a f**kin kid..*
Alabama kid: Look! *shows phone* may daddy just got a new truck what you think?
Random kid: cool.. I guess?
Alabama kid: You know I hate dem liberals they think they can just take our guns and our rights as the American people we have the right to our guns!
Random kid: Uhm.. honestly I don't really wanna talk about politics... I'm not really into that stuff

Alabama kid: You must be a liberal *spits on random kid* you must be a disgrace to your ma!
Random kid: ._. ok...

by i is chicken January 23, 2021

Eutaw Alabama

The very small town in Alabama where "Fookie" from the OCMS song "Eutaw Alabama," is from.

Down in Eutaw Alabama, in 1965, a young man bout 21 no different from you and I. He's catching catfish, and gettin drunk, but Uncle Sam called, and called him up, Send him out to vietnam...

by Eirhtug Hpesoj July 27, 2011

Alabama Fan

Alabama Fans are the most spirited people you will meet. You will mostly likely always find them dressed in houndstooth and yelling ROLL TIDE. They support the fantastic football team and know all the words to "Yea Alabama". They know that in the fourth quarter you put up four fingers and wait for the band to play Basket Case. They have every cheer memorized.

That alabama fan was yelling so loud that I could hear them all the way across the stadium.

by Roll Tide Fan January 3, 2009

Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.

Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!

by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010

Alabama Meathook

This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.

I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.

Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!

by Ralph O'Meara January 11, 2009

Sweet Home Alabama

A song written in 1974 by southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in their second ever album Second Helping.

"What song are you listening to?"
"Sweet Home Alabama."
"I love that song!"

by Yt?gegs grrr February 20, 2019