Monster Rancher

(N.) A bastardized version of Pokemon.

That Monster Rancher sure is a funky monkey.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

swamp monster

girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster

My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.

by swamp monster February 21, 2009

poop monster

Jarman is a poop monster

hahaha....poop monster

by Heavy Metal July 2, 2004

sock monster

Replace any noun with "Sock Monster"
(I realize it sounds weird, but try it out)

-That guy smells like an un-wiped asshole.
Becomes...
-That guy smells like an un-wiped sock monster.

by Connor Hannagan March 18, 2008

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

me monster

Someone who is self absorbed and who's actions are predominately based on themselves. Generally, said people are derogativly referred to as "jeffs" but can also be called "mitchells" if the situation so arises.

General signs that you may be a me monster include but are not limited to:

1)Being named jeff
2)You major in Business
3)Hog the wii remote for hours on end
4)Have a tendancy towards debate
5)Own more than 10 pairs of shoes
6)Enjoy dressing and listening to emo
7)Are a giant poser
8)Work or have worked for a grocery store of some sort
9)Enjoy drinkin absurd drinks (ex. Diet vanilla cherry limeade lemon shit 7-beer-ola)
10)At times you find your skin becoming transluscent or have neck twitches that seem to short your entire conciousness (caused by loss of blood as blood needed to support your giant ego)

If you find yourself having 1 or more of these signs please consult your family physican for a more detailed tests to determine what can be done for you.

Your being such a me monster, I wouldnt be suprised if you got eaten by a jaguar!

by Broken Penny October 21, 2007

couch monster

an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.

look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.

by beeebrown February 16, 2009