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Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.
Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.
by Cow_fr July 6, 2025
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Man

Man are useless (Fake) FUCK YOU KAREN
by qASWDEFOL October 27, 2023
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Yeah, man.

A phrase that's used to stick it to the man. The man might have a lot of money, but you look better in a picture than he does.
The Man: 'I'm going to need those weekly reports by tonight.'

You: (Look into the camera) 'Yeah, Man.'
by Jim Beem July 1, 2017
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Orphan Man

A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.
Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man
by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020
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Femail Man

A Femail man is a female that delivers your mail. Much like the Mail Man that is male, but a lady or woman delivering mail is plainly put a Femail Man.
Guy one : You seen that hot new mail lady?
Guy two: you mean that new Femail Man??? Yeah she's hot
by Blinx the Cat February 3, 2023
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lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.
No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”
by Dirtydood August 18, 2021
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That's a man

Referencing a biological man that deceptively looks like a biological woman.
Guy 1: "Wow she's gorgeous, I wish she was my wife."
Guy 2: "That's a man."
by fencetape April 17, 2023
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