warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008

throw um up dubs

To 'flip someone off' or 'give the middle finger to someone' with both hands at the same time.

I needed to quit my job, so my friend told me to 'throw um up dubs' office space style and get outta there.

by Kimberly Bronner September 16, 2007

hang up your spurs

To retire from something.

Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".

by cwilly3 May 26, 2008

throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

as all get up and fuck

exclamation. usually used in lieu of terms you may hear and/or use on a farm or hear from a hillbilly, a blathering fool, or an employee at the DMV, such as "as crazy as all hell" or "my goodness, this silliness has taken control of his(or her) senses" or "this line is crazy long".

That is as dangerous as all get up and fuck. (or) Those two guys chasing the sheep towards the cliff are crazy as all get up and fuck.

by MillsFokk July 28, 2009

shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.

Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.

by al January 13, 2005

Get up in them guts

Sex that is rough/passionate

I could really use a big black strap on cock now, because I can't quite get up in them guts appropriately with these short and stubby fingers of mine. =D

by eely July 30, 2003