.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Am i special?

Why did you look this up? If you are depressed then talk about it.

Yes you are!!! You can do things that nobody can do!

kArEn: My kid is special!
Litterly the fattest kid on earth: Am i special?
KAreN: no, i tried to drown you, but the manager said milkshakes are for drinking only.

by tobitaart June 9, 2020

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

I am the moon

A phrase which connotes a self anointed sense of gravity and gravitas. The origins of this term come from Preston jones' 1962 stage play "the last meeting of the knights of the white magnolia"where towards the end of the play the proverbial spotlight sweeper utters as he sweeps up the spotlight:"I am the moon. Stemco stemco.stemco!" I have no idea what stemco means!

Sports reporter to star athlete: you have to put in an intense amount of time training for your sport. How do you do it?" Star athlete. I am the moon

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

I

Posts we do not see.
Always remember…
I love u for eternity…

Smiles we do not see.
Always remember…
You have a million waiting from me…

A touch we do not feel.
Always remember…
One day all of the dreams will be real!!!

I love you…
Always!!!

by a dream and 💔 March 7, 2024