Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

Drac it out

When Kim Dracula or a fan breaks out into dance moves.

We're going to have a Drac it out battle!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023

Strunk Out

1. So Stoned and Drunk all else is meaningless.
2. So Stoned and Drunk you can no longer form words and are basically experiencing a stoned drunk burnt out feeling.
3. So Stoned and Drunk all thought is thrown to the wind.

Dude: Egh err vebla berjeblah Erdeblah
Me: DUDE, you're so Strunk Out, you're no longer speaking human

Dude: Garble Gleaugh Bleaugh
Me: Now you're just speaking Garblovian, you seriously need help, Dude.
Dude: Gob Blaugh Blaugh
Me: Alright, I'm out, get help Dude.

by Abigail Asher October 15, 2023

Fresh out

When you’re out of something.

~Waylon

“Hey bro you got anymore beer?”
“Nah man I’m fresh out”

by Dubyou September 2, 2019

National Slime Out Arav Day

Every year on the 29th of March it is national slime out Arav day. On this day you walk Arav down to hell.

“Hey dude you ready for national slime out Arav day.”

“Yeah man we’re gonna get him this year”

by AravGFan March 26, 2025

Fish out of water

A man inserts a fish hook into the tip of his penis while it is soft, he then proceeds to wiggle it around to attract his companion. After inserting his penis into their mouth, he becomes erect. He pulls out as hard and fast as he can hoping to hook through his partners lip. If the man successfully hooks, he yells "Fish on!"

Boy: "I just got a new set of hooks, I can't wait to try Fish out of water tonight"
Boy 2: "I hope you can catch some"

by NaFlirp September 21, 2021

Ciggin Out The Hotbox

When someone lights a Cigarette in a confined space full of other people smoking weed.

'Yo Garry put that cig out, you're ciggin out the hotbox'

by WreckedUpNinja October 27, 2020