tony santiago

if you meet a tony santiago, he's probably a great person with great looks and a great sense of humor and a great looking backPACK i was not going to say back end but that's true too. he probably plays a slightly uncommon sport if he's in a school sports team, something like waterpolo or tennis. he's a nerd but you'll love him for it, and he's in a few clubs and friend groups, but don't worry about him! tony blends in effortlessly to all of them.
oh my god have you met tony santiago?
yeah he's in my psych class... he's so cool!!
by wrendefines August 17, 2024
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
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Solid Tony

When a male or female lathers a brick with peanut butter then proceeds to shove the brick up his/her partner's ass
Jaycee is such s freak. I heard that she let Mike give her a Solid Tony the other day.
by Nigletbros July 08, 2016
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tony boney ass

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Tony Allen

The Grindfather, he was defensive menace, especially on the Boston Celtics and Memphis Grizzlies. He was a 1x NBA champion in 2008, was on the 6x All-Defensive Team, and even Kobe Bryant said that he was the toughest defender he went against!
Friend: Did you hear about the Tony Allen jersey retirement on March 15th?

Me: Of course I heard about it!
by Jorblint February 21, 2025
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