cheese elves

A race of elves that dwell in cheese. There is 3 races of cheese elves: the achwab (corn traders), the basketball cheese elves, and the pay-the-bills. They like to pay bills.

There are 27 billion cheese elves on our bodies.

by Chaouni-alien November 27, 2021

Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011

boom cheese

The accumulation of bodily fluids, dirt and skin particles under the scrotum after weeks without showering.
Usually a paste-like substance and is noticeably stinky.

Golly, I scraped off a decent amount of smelly, "boom cheese" from my taint while in the shower today.

by Sweetcuck710OG November 19, 2017

Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.

The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.

by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015

Cheese Scraper

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure

You’re such a Cheese scraper

by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019

Cheese-toesty

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.

Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018