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Washington Apples 

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.
Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

washboard stomach

A stomach with well developed abdominal muscles
Wow, your abs look great! We saw you this afternoon and we don't remember you having an over-sized washboard stomach!
washboard stomach by Susieblue January 3, 2014

willy washer 

Someone who cleans willy's by oral suction.
Those Willy Washers get some amount of pay for a days job.
willy washer by rws80085 April 24, 2007

cock washer 

A woman's or gay man's mouth.
cock washer by NinjaPirate September 28, 2005
A person that washes their hands then realizes they have to take a piss
kyle just pulled a washapee ewwwww
washapee by Asheehan February 24, 2008

washing lures 

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.
Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."
washing lures by clemence55 June 28, 2009