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Miskatonic University 

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.
I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.
Miskatonic University by vanishingly February 25, 2021

eastern oregon university 

A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.
I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.

ambrose ali university 

A place for the homeless, dirty and frustrated ones and also it is another home for animals. NOTE: the other name for Ambrose Ali University is called REFUGEE CAMP
Son: mom I want to go to the university...

Mom: but we don't have money to pay for things you will need as a student...
Son: mom don't worry my friend told me of a university that accept the frustrated and homeless ones

Mom:what is the name of the university

Son: Ambrose Ali University
Mom: wow, get ready son .. we're going there next week

Delaware State University 

The most underrated HBCU in the country in a dry state. DSU is a campus full of beautiful women and some GROWN DAMN MEN that are serious about their future. And not to mention our Aviation program is one of the many hidden gems along with the college of business... don’t sleep on this giant of a school.

STATE !
Delaware State University is litty and they be having the whole state come down for homecoming .

Royal agricultural university 

The “poshest” university in the world, located in the town of cirencester full of toffs who live off mummy and daddy’s money and simply drink the shite out of their livers. Leading over Harper Adams University which no one has ever heard of
“Rah, how many acres do you own” - over heard from most Royal Agriculture University

“Reva keen?”- every Royal Agriculture university on Mondays and Wednesdays

“Shall we go shooting?” - Typical Royal Agricultural University Students

Queen's University 

A university located in Kingston Ontario that will take all your money and leave you ewith nothing but emotional damage and a fuckin expensive ass leather jacket you will never wear after you graduate.

You will start in first year full of hope and optimism but will promptly be crushed by the crippling weight of your own inadequacy and illitercy. Beware frequent police notifications about recently released sexual predators in your community and overpriced bus tickets.

The food is great tho. You better like pub food.

**cough**wuck festern **cough**
Yeah Queen's University Engineering is way better than Queen's Commerce. Sorry it's just facts.