Unicorn

slang for a bisexual person, in reference to those who believe bisexuality is a myth.

“Did you hear? Louis is a Unicorn.”
“Ah, that doesn’t surprise me. He is a bit greedy, isn’t he?”

by two ghosts May 5, 2024

winged unicorn

Woman lies face down on the bed with arms outstretched. The man mounts on top of her, inserts both testicles in her anus and also outstretches his arms.

My balls are so sore from the winged unicorn last night.

by sic phuk March 14, 2010

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 1, 2017

Unicorning

When a girl spreads her legs, and you strap a dildo to your head then you bounce up and down between on your knees between her legs until she climaxes.

Unicorned: Talking about when you were unicorning

Yo me and Suzy were unicorning all night last night

Yo me and Suzy unicorned all night last night

by Big Sexy Joey Moss November 15, 2016

Bad Unicorn

Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit

Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn

by Mystical Drowned September 24, 2020

Unicorn Tail

A nerds rope hanging out of an asshole, usually but not exclusively in a sexual context.

"hey babe I'm getting hungry. could you feed me another unicorn tail please"

by ChiefQueef6669 September 18, 2023