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What it is jive turkey?

A salutation or a manner of saying hello to a good friend. Remember though, the person must be a jiving fool and must respond with a cool and smooth response.
Nick: Yo, what it is jive turkey?
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.
by Nick Val. November 8, 2007
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turkey sandwich syndrome

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
by C-wak March 29, 2006
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Turkey Gobble

A genetic inheritance.
When extra skin acquired around the neck and sags.

Thus the person begins to look like a big turkey.
There he is, get him guys!!

What are you guys doing to me?

Oh shit thats just Bryan, damnit! we thought you were a big turkey!!

Its Thanksgiving where is Bryan??

Look at that turkey gobble- what a freak!

Insults to this person could be- gobble gobble

- your a big turkey bitch
- get running on thanksgiving motherfucker

- put feathers on this guy and you don't need a halloween costume

- FREAK
by Tourrette's guy is the coolest October 13, 2009
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Jive Turkey

someone who doesnt grind and cant do anything right
"OMG, bret's such a jive turkey"
by 2k72 June 23, 2016
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turkey sandwich

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).
Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
by Rhynocio October 21, 2012
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Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles
hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings
by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002
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Californian Foot Turkey

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.
Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.
by dardy_flying_wharrgarbl November 27, 2009
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