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Should've-stayed-at-home day

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.
person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.
by DJ MTL April 1, 2012
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land of the free and the home of the brave

United States, where we stand together, and fight together. And deep fry twinsies. 'Murica
"Dude we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
"That's rad!!!"
by Betty554584 September 16, 2013
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E.T Phone Home

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
by pipeline69 May 29, 2011
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home-grown lolz

used to describe an popular/humerous piece of media that has been hosted by oneself on the internet.
person 1: OMG! that video on youtube is l33t! like 2 billion hits in a week!

person 2: aah yes, my very own home-grown lolz
by dom117 June 22, 2008
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E.T. phone home

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.
by Udegen May 3, 2018
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blue veined home wrecker

When a guy brags about how his dick has wrecked several marriages.
Shure, she's married but she can't resist my blue veined home wrecker.
by Michael J. Healey October 5, 2009
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Go big or stay home!

A phrase usually used to goad someone into an outlandish/awesome act. Similar to the phrase "go big or go home" this phrase considers added, undeniable reasoning; If you have no intention of going big, don't bother coming out at all.
"Guys, don't you think 380 Jello shots is a little excessive?"
"GO BIG OR STAY HOME!"
by Wa wa wee wa! April 15, 2010
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