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budget chicken

when managers defer payment for something hoping for funding from another departments budget. From the Dilbert cartoon
Dilbert: Did you fund the infrastructure project yet?
Pointy Haired Boss: Nope, I'm playing budget chicken with the Director of Operations. I'm hoping that his department needs the infrastructure more than we do. If I can bluff him into funding the project with his budget instead of mine, I win.
by PHB-Slave September 19, 2009
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Concrete Chicken

The act of penetrating another's anus, while proceeding to pour a liquid concrete mixture inside of said anus, letting it dry, and attempting to pull out.
That concrete chicken really left me shitting bricks.
by TiggerNitties40 April 17, 2018
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Chicken Crap

Chicken Crap is what you get when you’re not allowed to say Chicken Shit
2011 Incoming Speaker of the House, John Boehner, used the words "Chicken Crap" instead of "Chicken Shit" to reporters in Congress because he didn’t want to use unacceptable slang.

Congress is full of Bull Shit, and they are a bunch of Chicken Shits. Excuse me, I meant to say, "Congress is full of Bull Crap, and they are a bunch of Chicken Craps."
by euphemismo December 5, 2010
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Maryland Chicken

A small cheap fried chicken franchise based in Leicestershire, UK. Some argue it is "cheap pigeon", but whatever it is I love it and at a price of 5p for a strip, I'm not complaining! The chicken itself is amazing and afterwards, you know you have slightly killed yourself and put your life at risk, but that taste is with you everywhere you go.

Maryland also shits of KFC.
"Bring me a strip burger, chop chop, hurry up! - don't forget the cheese, man, ain't that lovely-up"
"Maryland is scary, man! I'm addicted, to the taste of every damn thing!"

"Hey, dude! Wanna go KFC?"
"Do you think I am made of money and like the taste of bland chicken that couldn't feed a fly?"
"What, man?"
"Go fucking Maryland Chicken."
by joebmxkid March 23, 2013
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Morphine chicken

A type of food craved by people typically under the influence of drugs, most commonly Ketamine or "Special K." They may describe the food as such because they either think they are an animal, or crave more drugs, like morphine.
I'm pretty hungry; let's go get some MORPHINE CHICKEN!
by IbizaFan June 15, 2011
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Too Chicken

When someone is too much of a pussy to do something. When they don't have the guts or balls to do whatever it is you are referring to. This phrase can also be used for yourself, you are referring to the fact that you don't have it in you to face whatever it is. You or (They) are too chicken to do it.
Him: Jump off the cliff with me
her: no I'm good thanks, I'm too chicken to do it.
by Bonthatonegirl October 14, 2020
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Chicken Stomping

The act of killing chickens with ones feet
Derycke is at it again with the chicken stomping.
by Tom Harrings September 12, 2018
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