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Taking a Dump

When a person or a thing doesn't respond to your message on Snapchat; the term 'taking a dump' is therefore used to describe there absence.
by XDYTFHGVNFYG October 9, 2017
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Soul-Taking

Causing general mayhem or just being a delinquent in public places. Some examples include going to Victoria's Secret and asking for panties, effin' up tables, blasting doompop on the radio, looking at black squirrels, drinking Swiss Valley 2% milk, commenting on how unfamiliar girls make you feel, doin' science experiments, and other similar activities. Side effects may include stares/screams/laughs from onlookers.
Dave: Oh hey Justin, what's up?
Justin: Oh h-h-hey man...
Dave: What are you gonna do today..
Justin: Oh..not much...just SOUL-TAKING.

Dave: Oh. Cool.
by fueledbyloveandramen December 9, 2011
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Taking a Bath

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was.
"Can Nick come out and play?"
"No, sorry, he's taking a bath."
by chefpaul April 6, 2005
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French Talking

Talking in a manner to imitate French kissing. Sounds horribly like a french toast on a french plate wid a french waiter who serves you wid a false french accent.

Not neccesarily in french though. Can be in German or Italian.

Usually used by couples (generally gay, see example) as a foreplay to French kissing. Also an alternative side play.
French talking:
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)
by Feelingallfuckedup November 1, 2006
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talking grapes

Verb (intransitive)-To speak with disrespect or scornful abuse.
"Yeah, I heard he was talking grapes about these nancy-ass jimmys."
by Chris McCrap July 16, 2008
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taking the six

swallowing one's pride, especially if the one swallowing his pride is small
"Looks like he's taking the six", Mark said, as he watched Jon swallow his pride and apologize for being rude to the female teacher.
by Tiny Jon January 22, 2008
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Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.
Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"
by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008
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