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Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019
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Hun shop

A Glasgow Rangers football club pub
A pub anywhere in the world, but most probably in Glasgow, Scotland, where everyone is a Rangers FC supporter (probably bigoted supporters of the British union, but not necessarily).
“Let’s go to the Toby Jug, it’s only £1.99 a pint!”
Fuck that, it’s a hun shop.”
by Roddy McTawdry May 25, 2022
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spank daddy shop

your online shopping for Spank Daddy merchandise and SpankDaddy approved fetish tools. Flogger, paddle, restraints, crops, spank, daddy, spanking. Check out the one stop shopping experience for sex toys
lets go to spank daddy shop and order a 200 fall flogger made with real leather and lots of other toys. www.spankdaddyshop.com
by Spank Daddy Canada December 28, 2024
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Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.
Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.
by elcryZ March 30, 2024
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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.
Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 4, 2018
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Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.
god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025
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