A Russian Sweet Hog is a term used when a person on the internet(usually omegle or something similar) tries to come on to you. You respond by asking if they are ready for a Russian Sweet Hog. They will usually reply yes thinking that it is something sexual when actually, it is when you read bedtime stories to dead babies. This is meant to shock and scar the person talking to you, which kills the mood to "cyber".
Stranger:asl
You:19/F/Russia
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You:Sure, are you ready for a Russian Sweet Hog?
Stranger: Sure, whats that?
You: It's when you read bedtime stories to dead babies
*Stranger disconnects*
You:19/F/Russia
Stranger: Wanna cyber?
You:Sure, are you ready for a Russian Sweet Hog?
Stranger: Sure, whats that?
You: It's when you read bedtime stories to dead babies
*Stranger disconnects*
by Kirgle August 16, 2010
Get the Russian Sweet Hogmug. Rissian Pencil Driver; When a man turns a woman and pressed her back to a wall while standing her on her head and climbs on a higher level to drop down and penatrate straight down; either anal or vaginal.
"It was so hot when I was fucking my girl, so I just climbed up on her dresser and dropped down to give her a Russian Pencil Driver, she screamed and almost broke her neck, luckily I've was practicing."
by Dekoy August 4, 2006
Get the Russian Pencil Drivermug. Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"
Dave: "Gross."
Dave: "Gross."
by Bbro3 August 8, 2009
Get the Russian Cum Bathmug. A do-over for a crappy start to one's new year. Celebrated at midnight of any of Russia's 11 time zones, on any day found suitable to start a new year off right.
Rick: I spend the first week of my new year with a psycho girl
Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!
Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!
Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!
Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!
by Kamelyon January 13, 2011
Get the Russian New Yearmug. Drinking game with several friends.
Half of the shots are a Shot from Hell (half Tabasco half vodka) and the other half are water and Tabasco.
You don't know which one you're drinking.
Tabasco is made in Louisiana and Vodka is made in Russia.
Watch out! Alcohol makes it burn worse.
Half of the shots are a Shot from Hell (half Tabasco half vodka) and the other half are water and Tabasco.
You don't know which one you're drinking.
Tabasco is made in Louisiana and Vodka is made in Russia.
Watch out! Alcohol makes it burn worse.
by lazystupidorcorrupt December 6, 2010
Get the Louisiana-Russian Roulettemug. When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.
I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.
by Cock Cobbler October 22, 2011
Get the Russian Dental Flossmug. by stravick August 14, 2017
Get the russian cough syrupmug.