dust off home plate

After engaging in sexual acts... the cleaning up of the love juices. Dusting off home plate.

Man, last night was so good, I definitely needed to dust off home plate as soon as we were done.

by Cataschism April 29, 2005

land of the free and the home of the brave

United States, where we stand together, and fight together. And deep fry twinsies. 'Murica

"Dude we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
"That's rad!!!"

by Betty554584 September 16, 2013

E.T Phone Home

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation

Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...

by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

E.T. phone home

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home

Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.

by Udegen May 3, 2018

home-grown lolz

used to describe an popular/humerous piece of media that has been hosted by oneself on the internet.

person 1: OMG! that video on youtube is l33t! like 2 billion hits in a week!

person 2: aah yes, my very own home-grown lolz

by dom117 June 22, 2008

blue veined home wrecker

When a guy brags about how his dick has wrecked several marriages.

Shure, she's married but she can't resist my blue veined home wrecker.

by Michael J. Healey October 5, 2009

Go big or stay home!

A phrase usually used to goad someone into an outlandish/awesome act. Similar to the phrase "go big or go home" this phrase considers added, undeniable reasoning; If you have no intention of going big, don't bother coming out at all.

"Guys, don't you think 380 Jello shots is a little excessive?"
"GO BIG OR STAY HOME!"

by Wa wa wee wa! April 15, 2010