I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.
by poopoohead April 07, 2006
Hes very very half-assed
by Ari2litty4u June 18, 2019
The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.
by Juston Case September 10, 2010
Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.
by Hormoaning October 17, 2003
This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.
by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011
The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.
*walks through hallway half flaccid*
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
by Tuna can dan June 19, 2018
by Brit-tastic September 24, 2009