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Canada

One of the rare places other than the UK to:

-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.

-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun

-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.

-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.

- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.

-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
How much worse can Canada get?
by THE BIG BOSS February 1, 2024
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Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.
by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010
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canada dry ginger ale

canada dry ginger ale is a carbonated drink that is most popular in diet or zero sugar forms and is mostly used in alcoholic drinks to add

carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine
I like to use zero sugar canada dry ginger ale because normal ginger ale has to much calories
by octo the lawn tractor man June 23, 2022
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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History
by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.
Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History
by crossedcords February 4, 2010
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canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
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Canada with you

It’s used for the expression of liking or sexual intentions to your crush.
Hey Karen! I really want to Canada with you!
by lifeisapartyandimthepinata November 17, 2019
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