maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

zombie app

An unwanted app, usually pre-installed by the manufacturer, that cannot be uninstalled or disabled no matter how much the user attempts to get rid of it.
Zombie in the sense of "undead".
See also bloatware.

Google Play Newsstand is totally a zombie app.

by fayefujiko July 26, 2017

Zombie Cockshot

When a Zombie gets shot in the cock.

Jeff: I got bitten, shot the zombie in the cock and it bit me.
Jim: LOL ZOMBIE COCKSHOT

by salterthesaltyman February 28, 2022

Plants VS Zombies

a popular tower defense game from 2009 that EA bought and ruined, for one the first game is free and is also full of ads now on mobile and then theres pvz 2 and pvz 3, pvz 2 was an alright game but it was filled with microtransactions but from what pvz 3 looks like pvz 2 looks fine, pvz 3 is a tower defense game just like the others but the art style sucks in most people opinions because it uses a mixture of 3d and 2d at the same time and also most likely going to have microtransactions and the peashooter oh god what did they do to him

person 1: "hey bro ever heard of Plants VS Zombies?"
person 2: "yeah, why?"
person 1:"dont get excited for PVZ 3 it looks garbage :)"

by OrdinaryJoe March 1, 2022

Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011

Zombie fire

It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.

Zombie fires a little bit hard to believe.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

Zombied

Zombied simply means it's on auto-pilot and has jumped the shark. That the writers have written to the lowest, cultural denominator which is now a zombie show. That the show is on it's last legs.

Game of Thrones has zombied.

by scottwill August 29, 2017