zulu dick

A black male with a large dick. ussually used to decribe a large dick. After the describer has had sex then he has a large dick and fucks very well.

He fucked the shit out of me with that zulu dick of his.

by Devlin H April 23, 2008

dick soak

Verb

The act of penetrating a girl while in missionary or cow girl positions with no thrusting or moving involved. Soaking for no longer then 5 minutes.

Mostly apart of Mormonism.

Paul: me and Susan was dick soaking yesterday.

Susan: A dick soak is not worng because its not sex.

by Zinm8 September 30, 2021

a1 dick

Prime dick, the kind of dick you probably only get maybe once a year. If your lucky. The kind of dick that you get, and you can't walk the next. No wobbly can't walk right kind of dick, the kind of dick where you literally can't move.

"Sarah, why are you just sitting around?"

"Because, I got some A1 dick last night!"

" Oh, sorry Sarah, didn't realize that. Good for you,Carry on."

by Flashyboy July 19, 2016

dick duster

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.

when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.

by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

by jim6471 April 13, 2021

Dick Shad

A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.

"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."

by Ron Joberts March 1, 2018

Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

by FortKnox5 March 26, 2016