Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.
"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A
by Gordonite February 15, 2012
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asian teeny bopper

asians that have their hair spiked up (most likely males)
they mainly listen to rnb, harstyle etc.
they always have some sort of dance such as:
- bboying
- cwalking
- shuffling
- jerking etc..
there's always a group of them, with their kool hair.
they're pro at dance dance revolution (some of them)

oh and the try hard teeny boppers talk like this:
- o h33yy buuuuBYyy <333 h0W @ree y0uu? - (females)
though the originals:
- yoo heey. what's up? -
1. i was walking down the street and i saw this group of asian teeny boppers bboying. they were pro as!
by dddaaa July 10, 2010
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White Asian

A white person who is smart and gets the asian whip. They love to eat dog. They worship there asian leader Brycen.
by No noodle 4 u November 08, 2018
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Compulsive Asian Disorder

Mary is sooo obsessed with Kyle. I think she has Compulsive Asian Disorder
by jennabenna1117 April 29, 2010
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Asian bitch

Fuck that Asian bitch. He’s such a cunt. He’s got black hair and weird eyes. Fuck him.
Fuck Tan boy Asian bitch
by Bogboy1234556 October 02, 2020
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Asian Booty Disease

Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.

There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?

Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.
by GUDDAGUDDA April 06, 2010
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Asian Felation Sensation

When you orgasm from recieving oral from an asian.
by super nuclear mangina March 28, 2010
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