Taking the Cosby kids to the pool. 

The act of depositing multiple pieces of feces into a toilet at once.

Where`s T Money? Dude, he's "Taking the Cosby kids to the pool."

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool. by T Money1981 August 25, 2009

Talkin' Brand New Goods

The antonym of Talkin' Trash. The belittling of one's abilities or achivements, especially in a competitive setting, going beyond being humble.

A: You're gramps could probably beat me in an arm wrestling match.
B: C'mmon dude, you just beat the strongest guy in gym class.
A: I just got lucky there...
B: Quit, talkin' brand new goods and lets do this!
(A smokes B in said arm wrestling match)

Talkin' Brand New Goods by ntjohn March 22, 2009

taking a nash 

Defecating.
To have a bowel movement.

Man, I have to take a nash right away!
Be right there after I am done taking a nash.

taking a nash by AuroraO September 27, 2010

taking a night class 

an increasingly accepted social euphemism for having an evening set aside each week for strip club visits. Usually this refers to habitually going to one specific night club, but the term still applies for trips to multiple spots, provided the visits are made on the same evening each week.

Jill: I was worried that my boyfriend, Pat, was hanging with the wrong crowd and getting into the wrong things. Thank goodness he's taking a night class!

Pam: Uh, Jill...

Jill: I mean, his friends these days are just going nowhere, at least now he's doing something productive. Odd that they accept payments weekly for the course.

Pam: Jill...

Jill: And always only in single dollar bill denominations.

Pam: Jill...

taking a night class by Dartz02 March 26, 2011

Taking a trip to the garage 

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

Taking a trip to the garage by red27 July 31, 2011

Taking a Bailey 

The action of "Taking a Bailey" is when you have one of those days where you decide "fuck it, I don't care, i'm not working today." (Must be occasional, do not overuse).

"Ugh, I'm tired, I'm stressed, I'm taking a Bailey today. Maybe I will work tomorrow."

Taking a Bailey by baileyyyyyyygurl October 15, 2012

taking the bend 

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

taking the bend by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013