Squirrel

A small vermin that lays the nutty brown. Abreviation of squirrel shit which is generally used in the same manner as shit but can be applied wherever really, i.e. films

"Couldnt give a squirrel"
Theres something about squirrel
Mortal Squirrel
The league of extroadinary squirrels
Any given squirrel
Squirrelface

by The Foulsh September 21, 2005

secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007

squirrel

a sneaky/tricky person (somewhat neutral connotation)

Hoo, Talin is such a squirrel! He said he had a birthday party to go to, when actually he went to go fishing without me!

Hoo, Talin just squirreled my Mitsuken plate lunch!

Talin just squirreled out of detention!

Squirrely Talin was cheating on the whole test!

by Talin December 26, 2007

Squirrel Trap

another word for tampon.

I'm getting my period I really need a squirrel trap so I dont leak.

by Jeebers81 October 23, 2009

squirrel

Some free-styling skateboarder from Widnes; MITCH!

If you know him, you'll understand!

by Psycho Dave November 24, 2004

Squirmmle

The feeling that one has after their girlfreind asks them to perform a dirty sanchez or a moist nunza
!!!

I'm hella squirmmle still from last night, my girl asked me to do the moist nunza.

by 2tallakasam June 2, 2009

squirmatic

1. n. A person who has a gicungous and uncontrollable, unrequited romantic chemistry for Sarah Palin.

2. n. A cult follower of a nature strikes back horror film.

Bill Maher evidenced urges for a squirmatic experience on his Friday show, calling Sarah Palin and Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann “bimbos.” That came one week after he called Palin “a dumb twat.” (Not to mention the c-word)

by Anandaloha April 16, 2011