Spider

A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.

Hey have you been spidered yet

by Dingle berry stew September 21, 2015

Spider

Lowering your voice and making yourself seem insignificant to make someone feel bad for something they've done. To 'spider' someone.

Don't spider me man no! Sit here now dammit!

by TheVincinerator June 14, 2010

Spider

A women with a fat body with skinny arms and legs and a flat ass.

Damn man did you see that spider smoking a dart she was gross.

by shovel breaker May 26, 2022

Spider

A bug sent straight from hell in which Luifer resides with 8 fucking eyes and legs

“EW A SPIDER”

by sTuPiDoNaLdTruMp July 29, 2018

Spider

Spider is a guy that drives a shitty golf.

It can be used in a sentence by saying “look at spider over there in his shitty golf

by ball guy February 01, 2023

Spider

A creature with more than 2 legs and shoots sticky traps that catch unsuspecting victims to be eaten

This is a spider, like an octopus l, it has 8 legs

by Electric Raccon July 19, 2021

spider

THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.

Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE

by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020