Salty

An adjective used to describe a middle aged or older woman who is dressed in a very provocative manner.

"Check out the tight dress and legs on that salty broad"

"That is one salty cougar"

by kingofpei April 22, 2010

salty

Feeling speedy, buzzed, spun or otherwise high on bath salts.

Similar feeling of euphoric energy from small to moderate amount of coke.

Sober Suzy: "Hey um, so you wanna do something tonight? I'm bored"

Salty Sam: "Oh Hells yeah, I kinda wanna dance or go karaoke. Hey, let's walk to Drunken Crab for drunken karaoke and then go dancing!! And yeah, I'm so salty right now!!!

by Randishlego July 19, 2011

Salty

someone who is extremely attractive and hot and sexy. usually refers to hot male surfers

John John Florence looked so salty in that picture.

by ilovesurf420 November 18, 2011

salty dog

a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".

ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF

by Rachelx2 Hailey Steph Robyn December 29, 2008

Salty

The state of being thirsty, i.e horny

Did you see Devonte Antonio was taking pictures of guys while getting his oil changed at Kwik Kar? He's so salty!

by Bartonlutherking October 7, 2014

salty dog

When a male is standing out in the ocean and a female is completely submerged giving him a blow job.

Jan gave me a wicked salty dog in the Pacific the other day.

After she gave me a salty dog, I experienced chaffing.

by mc_stuff April 19, 2006

Salty sea dog

A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean

Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.

by Swagger jagger 1991 September 6, 2013