making a fool of yourself
by Kourtni Paige October 25, 2007
Crazy “ass” self
Valentine’s Day:
Me: i already knew I wasn’t gonna have a valentine, with my crazy tail self.
Valentine’s Day:
Me: i already knew I wasn’t gonna have a valentine, with my crazy tail self.
by Pîmpìń February 21, 2021
Why the fuck are you even here and type this in urbandictionary anyway? I mean i can go fuck my self right now if you wont stop reading and yes, Welcome to the Internet( you're a bitch btw).
by AGotALife September 28, 2017
1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.
2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.
3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.
3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.
by CuteBoy56 July 01, 2019
The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally hate for themselves. The self loathing heaves are a thing you don't wish on your worst enemy.
After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.
by buks April 17, 2006
“Shawn’s never received a grade higher than C- in his life but last night he told us he’s applying to medical schools. That poor bastard’s got a serious self-esteem gap.”
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011