A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
Get the quantum queefmug. 
by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018
Get the queef satchelmug. an annoying or dumb person who doesn't know shit about sex or the rest of the world. Not street smart.
by eiznekesile13 April 4, 2011
Get the queef sicklemug. Marie: What the queef are you doing, Braylon?
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*
by Hannah Castway >:) October 4, 2022
Get the Queefmug. 
by Asskicker#fuckyou October 1, 2021
Get the dumb queefmug.