Monkey-Punch

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.

Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.

by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010

Fruit Punch

When a man and a woman have shower sex while the woman is on her period. The period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. This is fruit punch.

John : Yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice.

Zach : Yo dats craaaazy bro!

by americarunsonDH69 July 9, 2011

pack a punch

packing pipe to the brim with the random pot your friends have.

syn. pack a bowl

Tom: Hey man, lets smoke a bowl I got some Michael Phelps.

Dick: No doubt I got some of that O.G. kush left, lets pack a punch

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Harry (to friend): FUCK dude! I got fucking a mid term in poli sci tomorrow I am so stressed, lets pack a punch.

by no money mo problems October 3, 2011

donky punch

While in the doggy style position, before you are ready to ejaculate, you spit on her back, making her think you are done. When she then turns around you punch her in the face.

Thinking John was finished, Amanda turned around and recieved a donky punch.

by Jordanxx88 October 6, 2006

punching judy

domestic violence tournament held on a beach in bournmouth, contestents are pitted against eachother in a fight to the death style contest. points awarded for creativity, imaginitive choreography and the quality of the wifes face after each round.

'me and vera have entered ourselves into that punching judy thingy'

by mittttbitiasssssssssssssssssss November 23, 2009

douche punch

A punch used to punish someone. Usually for being a douche bag.

Corey was being a douche bag so I hit him with my douche punch.

by Majin November 28, 2004

Pee Punch

Pee Punch; Noun: the delicious liquid substance you ingest at a party that Lola Biddle and Bee Beard throw, which contains a variety of alcohol and urine.

omg that pee punch last night was good, im pretty sure they've recently added more urine to their mix! yum!

by bbeardz July 3, 2011