Perfect Best Friend

Devin.

Person 1 “what would you say is like the perfect best friend”

Person 2 “obviously you haven’t met Devin”

by GlobalDictionary January 20, 2021

My Hair is Perfect

Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.

Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Barry: Oh, it definitely is.

by jbarryd March 6, 2020

The Perfect Human Face

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)

The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.

by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022

grocery store perfection

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere

"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."

by NikNakThatsWak January 11, 2018

The perfect 4th date

Watching one or more Harry Potter movie and having anal sex.

“Hey man where should I take sally on our 4th date?”

“No worries man, I know the perfect 4th date”

by Littlebabyroughhouser November 29, 2020

Most Perfect Person

The most perfect person is Tarkov, also known as Luka’s pretty boy. They’re amazing, adorable, and so much more.

“Do you know the most perfect person?”
“Yeah! His name is Tarkov. They’re really cute, too!”

by Ɛ>luka<3 December 16, 2022

Perfect Political Representatives

Perfect political representatives ask their constituents what they need and want him or her to do ‘for them’ in the legislative body, list those things in order of popularity, and post those requests on their website. Before voting on a bill or proposing one to the legislative body, they ask their constituents to vote on them, post the total tabulated votes, and based on those figures vote for or against a bill or present or do not present a new bill to the legislature. Excluding anything strategic, they also webcast live what they say and do as candidates and as elected political representatives.

Perfect political representatives only exist in novels.

by but for January 20, 2018