tittie wip

When you slap both of a at kid's man boobs starting from the side in one motion. then yelling TITTIE WIPED!

Chance sees fat old Tommy in the hall.

he desides to go for the kill and tittie wip him.

Tommy: owww, what they heck??

Chacne: Boom! You just got tittie wiped Mr. i cant believe it's not butter!!!

by lonely hammy November 26, 2011

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Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020

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Sittin' titties

Riding high due to a stroke of good fortune or luck; doing well in a particular situation or moment; in 1st place with a commanding lead, usually amongst friends; temporarily winning at life knowing things could change at any minute.

"I'm sittin' titties in my fantasy league with a 50-point lead." ; "Got upgraded and I'm sittin' titties in first class."

by stanphish December 28, 2016

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Titty Nutt

The substance that comes out of the womans' nipple often wrongly referred to as "milk".

Mummy? can you shoot some titty nutt into my mouth please?

Daddy? can I have a glass of your titty nutt please?

Granny? can I attempt to suck some titty nutt please?

by Albozombie May 30, 2018

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