Butt Quake

A fart which is so loud and powerful that it reverberates the entire area around the expeller.

Robin: Oh my God, everything in the house is shaking, it's an earth quake!
Chris: Don't worry about it, that was just a butt quake I let loose downstairs.

Local Newscaster: Today we mourn the loss of the twenty people that were killed on this day last year when an unsuspecting local man released a butt quake while on board a city bus.

by MerchantofVenice5 February 4, 2013

Butt Faucet

A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.

I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Butts to nuts

2 guys riding on the same motorcyle

Carl was riding butts to nuts with Dave on his motorcycle

by Dum D October 17, 2010

Butt Salt

The fragments of toilet paper left on ones butt after wiping with cheap toilet paper.

That cheap wipe left butt salt all in my crack.

by Zarha June 14, 2008

top butt

Top Butt is in reference to the upper portion of a woman's ass. Most womens' upper asses are slightly to largely flat, which contributes to the appearance of a sub-par ass. Top Butt signifies that there is ample meat in the upper regions of a woman's booty, resulting in a fully hemispherical and beautiful ass.

Example 1: My God, her ass is heavenly. Aesthetically, this is due largely in part to the existence of top butt.

Example 2: Her butt is juicier than a t-bone steak, thanks to that top butt.

by PoetryInMotion August 15, 2010

Moose butt

The girl in a class with a huge butt and pants up to her neck which completly elongates her butt even more, quite possibly the wierdest looking butt of all weird looking butts. You get Moose Butt syndrom usually from sitting on your butt too much. May also have a waddle in their walk. Most of the time they do. booty ugly butt

Caitlin: Did you see Moose Butt today?!

Dom: Yea! Omg her butt practially takes up her back! Hahaha I'm so glad I don't look like that!

Jacey: Yea, I think she's way hot =

Caitlin: =O

Dom: =O

by Il Duce! August 1, 2009

busch butt

Diarrhea caused by Busch beer

After a long night of Busch beers, you may discover that you will piss out of your ass, and possibly shit your pants at least once because you now have Busch butt.

by sean sanchez September 8, 2007